"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."
Fate is a prick bastard who can stick His head in a sinkhole.
[typed Rincewind, who has become reasonably certain that 1) his Fate is not in this Universe, and 2) Fate probably can't read everyone's text messages.]
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wizzardly
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Date: 2016-05-08 06:05 pm (UTC)did you give up on the animal army plan?
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Date: 2016-05-08 06:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-05-08 06:47 pm (UTC)so probably only a few martinis in
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Date: 2016-05-08 06:49 pm (UTC)No armies haven't been on my mind. why?
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Date: 2016-05-08 06:50 pm (UTC)or bird eating spider
for the cause
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Date: 2016-05-08 06:52 pm (UTC)Probably a no to the dingo, but I don't know what that is.
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Date: 2016-05-08 06:59 pm (UTC)see? nothing dangerous
at all
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Date: 2016-05-08 07:02 pm (UTC)that should be fine. It looks a bit like Charlie, even.
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Date: 2016-05-08 07:03 pm (UTC)we'll need magic
for getting him places
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Date: 2016-05-08 07:35 pm (UTC)What sort of magic?
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Date: 2016-05-08 07:39 pm (UTC)and not here
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Date: 2016-05-08 07:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-05-08 07:46 pm (UTC)what do you do?
blood stuff?
1/2
Date: 2016-05-08 08:38 pm (UTC)[WHY DOES EVERYONE AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME THAT?]
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Date: 2016-05-08 08:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-05-08 08:48 pm (UTC)i know you have hands
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Date: 2016-05-08 08:50 pm (UTC)Without a key sort of thing.
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Date: 2016-05-08 08:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-05-09 02:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-05-09 10:30 pm (UTC)you don't deserve that hat
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Date: 2016-05-09 10:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-05-09 10:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-05-09 10:38 pm (UTC)Also: no.
no one is taking my hat.
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Date: 2016-05-09 10:43 pm (UTC)it has been decided
by fate
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Date: 2016-05-09 10:50 pm (UTC)[typed Rincewind, who has become reasonably certain that 1) his Fate is not in this Universe, and 2) Fate probably can't read everyone's text messages.]
no. one. gets. my. hat.
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