"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."
Sounds like a fake position to me. "Human Resources" - exactly the sort of vague nonsense you use to slip by accounting. And you should trust me on that, I worked in a University.
I would never do such a thing. I cannot, in good faith, stoke such narcissism. Besides, would it not get repetitive? What other notable traits does he possess?
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Date: 2016-12-15 04:41 am (UTC)[he's still not sure how Jeff found most of them.]
Did you know all of them beforehand? Most seemed quite all right. Although I've got some names to suggest you strike off any future guest lists.
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Date: 2016-12-15 04:38 pm (UTC)[not Rincewind's intended target for complaint, but certainly a suitable substitute.]
He called me a "whacko", did you know that? One of the only sane people in this whole bloody community and he's cheeky enough to say whacko.
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Date: 2016-12-17 07:17 am (UTC)I would never accuse Reggie of subtlety after all.
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Date: 2016-12-18 02:43 am (UTC)At least he wasn't nearly as bad as that Hemali woman.
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Date: 2016-12-18 04:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-12-19 01:23 am (UTC)... Threaten how? Is this an HR situation? Already?
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Date: 2016-12-20 04:42 am (UTC)[But he's amused nevertheless!]
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Date: 2016-12-24 05:06 am (UTC)And hardly cost-effective because of it - you'd have have to hire someone separate to keep reminding him he's pretty.
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Date: 2016-12-25 06:51 am (UTC)Not even one, none.
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Date: 2016-12-26 12:25 am (UTC)[Rincewind's certainly not about to argue that with the man Dorian terrorized for kicks.]
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