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[wizzardly]

VOICEMAIL:

"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."

Comments

[textualhealing]

You mean you're not a hit with the ladies? Shocker.
As for me. Nah. Not anything stable. Too much effort, am I right?

[wizzardly]

I'll have you know it's because wizards aren't allowed to be with women.

[look they both know that's the whole reason, but let's not get rude.]

I wouldn't know about the effort. Surprising though I thought you'd have someone aren't you often with women?

[textualhealing]

Often with them but not settling down with any. It's a personal choice.
You'll understand if you ever lose your virginity.

[wizzardly]

Oh ha ha. Not a virgin.
Also why not?

[textualhealing]

Because why would I? Would you?

[wizzardly]

I've already told you why I can't. But you've all the freedoms in the world there.
You really don't have any interest in having a little family some day?

[textualhealing]

You don't have to stick to that celibacy bull crap here. What happens in this world, stays in this world. Go out and bang a whole bunch of women and/or men while you can.

[Conveniently avoiding the bit about him having a family.]

[wizzardly]

that's your current strategy is it?

[textualhealing]

Always has been. I'm trying to lay off the woo-ing for now tho.

[wizzardly]

Why?

[textualhealing]

Personal reasons. Power related reasons. Medical reasons. I hate myself. I love myself. I'm gay. I'm straight. I'm not looking for a relationship right now. Not looking for sex right now. I want to focus on my career. I want to focus on my hobbies. Take your pick...

[wizzardly]

so 'bugger off', basically. fine fine

[textualhealing]

You learn quick.
And while you can't interfere in my personal life, I'm still totally gonna interfere in yours. Let's go get you laid!

[wizzardly]

as delightful as letting you set me up with any number of horrible or dangerous people sounds, I think I'll pass

[textualhealing]

Why do you assume I only know horrible and/or dangerous people?

[wizzardly]

I don't
I think those are the only people you would set me up with
You'd find it funny.

[textualhealing]

Or maybe I actually wanna see you have a good night with a nice person.

[wizzardly]

okay but which of those sounds more likely?

[textualhealing]

The ones where I'm a super awesome guy and get you laid with fine booty?

[wizzardly]

which, again, I never actually asked you to do for me

[textualhealing]

You don't have to ask. I know a sad, lonely man when I see one.

[wizzardly]

truly your generosity knows no bounds.

[textualhealing]

Ikr. I can set you something up in the next few weeks.

[wizzardly]

please don't trouble yourself.

[textualhealing]

I got a few ladies in mind.

Unless you prefer dudes. Do you want a selection of each? Best to keep all options open, right?