IC CONTACT

[wizzardly]

VOICEMAIL:

"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."

Comments

[slightlyoffchilt]

[After this.]

Did you ask him to forcibly hypnotize me? Assault me? In my own office?

voice, after Chilton yells at Rincewind

[jacksonian]

[ Mark's voice is very, very, very casual. Which means it sounds a little fake, because Mark doesn't really do casual so much. ]

I heard you got yelled at.

voice; also after Chilton yells at Rincewind

[baetiful]

You've made quite the mess of things. I would almost be impressed by your talent for this, if I had not been dragged into these matters.

text

[restingstitchface]

I reserved a title three weeks ago. Waiting on the lender to return it at their convenience isn't a luxury I can presently afford.

If you would root out the cause of the problem, I would be obliged.

[Is it a request? Or a demand? Who knows! FIND HIS BOOK.]

12.01.2016 -- voicemail.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Rincewind? I needs your surname for this employee paperwork. This is official, serious business and I cannot accept simply a first name interaction on such documentation -- that might demonstrate favoritism.

We cannot allow people to know that.

misfire text; 12/idk what day it is

[itistolaugh]

want to come over and take this off?

[attached is a mirror selfie of Harley wearing a very expensive lingerie set, that seems to have an impressive support structure for how little of it actually exists. It is, in theory, red lace, but it gives the impression of being flesh colored because it does not actually cover a damn thing.]

Physical mailbox

[protects_the_small]

[Rincewind will receive a small box in the mail, containing a compass and a note]

So you always know where you're running too. Midwinter luck.

Early hours of Jan 1, anonymously

[exceptfebruary]

New Year's Resolutions, 2017
- Gothamites aren't good for you. Remember that.
- Don't let what's happened to you stop you from going to celebrations, festivals or events.
- Be more brave.
- No. Even braver than that.
- Talk about your world more.
- Don't trust Dr. Chilton.
- Protect your belongings.
- But don't get yourself killed doing so. It is a distinct possibility.
- Work on fear of heights.
- Learn to sew.
- Eat more potatoes.
- Avoid romance.
- Remember to be respectful to people who are dangerous.
- Talk to less gods.
- Don't believe everything you're told.

text;

[helpline]

[ HEY RINCEWIND, HAVE SOME FUN SPACE FACTS that the Doctor's texting because he cares, not because he's at work and it's really boring today and he doesn't wanna do paperwork, having a job sucks, how can humans stand doing this all day? ]

- Because of its unique tilt, a single night on Uranus lasts for 21 years. Darillium's got it beat though, a night there lasts for 24 years.
- There are approximately 200,000,000,000 stars in the Milky Way.
- That bit about how in space nobody can hear you scream is actually true and not just a movie tagline.
- You become taller in space.
- The Milky Way's a spiral galaxy. However, there's elliptical galaxies and irregular galaxies as well.
- There are more stars in the universe than there are grains of sand on all the beaches and deserts on Earth.

text on Valentine's Day~ <3

[catchacold]

What's your favourite colour?

PHYSICAL MAIL

[exceptfebruary]

[ There's a package in the mail. Inside is a box of chocolates and a small black envelope. Inside is a handmade Valentine's Day card from none other than Calendar Man: ]

Letter!

[baetiful]

[ Baelish assumes Rincewind will probably throw it out. He contemplates wasting his time on sending the letter. But there's an off chance he will read it, and it's better to get all of the information out upfront like this. How likely would Rincewind be to listen if Baelish just gave him a phonecall? And so, the message arrives for Rincewind via mockingbird. Sealed closed by a wax mockingbird sigil, the letter is hand-written in careful cursive. ]

Dear Rincewind -

I know we have never been on the best of terms, but I do hope you will take the time to read this. I write to you on behalf of a project I am working on within my city. Construction has already begun on rebuilding a much larger library, but I wish for this to be more than simply a bigger structure. I hope to inspire education and the spread of knowledge to the natives of Maurtia Falls as well as provide an invaluable resource to new arrivals here. But more than that, I wish to use it to pay homage to the natives who lost their lives within Maurtia Falls due to imPort related tragedies. Their names will be honored within the library itself and donations will be set up to be made to the families.

For this project to succeed, I need your help. If you are able to donate anything at all to the cause, it would be most appreciated -- whether that is rare books, money, or simply your time. I believe you would be an excellent candidate to work in the library. And considering that you already work within Maurtia Falls, would it not be more convenient to have a library near Doctor Chilton's office instead of having to go all the way to Nonah? Please do consider. I truly believe this would be a good fit for you.

I thank you for your time, and I do hope to hear back from you soon.

Sincerely,
Ambassador Petyr Baelish

e-vite.

[jalan]

You are invited to attend the official launch party of

STORMBORN X MARQ

to celebrate and experience the exciting creative collaboration between House of De Marq and Daenerys Stormborn,
featuring a sample collection for Spring 2017.

April 14, at the Venice Theater House, Heropa
Doors open: 7: 00 PM
Show begins: 7: 30 PM

Afterparty and a silent auction featuring exclusive De Marq luxury jewelry will immediately follow.

The House of De Marq and Daenerys are proud to affiliate with Through The Glass, a nonprofit organisation that provides
low-income women with professional attire and other career advancement services. All proceeds will be given to this
fabulous endeavour, and donations are welcome.

Please RSVP before April 10. Plus ones welcome.

text;

[itistolaugh]

you gotta

04.26.2017 -- voicemail.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You and I, we need to talk.

text;

[itistolaugh]

vending machines gone forever, we'll get catering biweekly, and i am NEVER being your go-between for chilton again. that was a rotten set up how dare you sir

voice;

[baetiful]

Might I pick your brain for a few minutes? Not literally, before you start to get nervous. I'm just curious about your opinions on the De Chima candidates.

[voice]

[khaleesipls]

Are you busy?

[ He sounds glum. Like himself, in other words. ]

text;

[itistolaugh]

hey fyi i can't drive the morning carpool to the porter anymore because i guess i live with crane in dechima now

text;

[itistolaugh]

hey when was the last time you saw chilton
in person

4:27 AM

[khaleesipls]

I need pants.

delivery; some date

[itistolaugh]

[ Left in Rincewind's office is an extremely glittered gift bag containing the following: two tickets to a jazz concert with a note that she would like to go with him, and an album containing erotic photos of Harley cooking potatoes. ]